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    Jul 3, 2019

    20 Funny 4th Of July Tweets

    "What if dogs hate fireworks because they’re afraid of symbolic displays of imperialism."

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    Someone told me that they don't have the 4th of July in other countries. Seems kinda stupid to skip from the 3rd to the 5th, but whatever.

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    this 4th of july, don’t forget to leave milk and hot-dogs under your flag so george washington will come and leave you a big mac in the morning 🇺🇸🎇🎆🇺🇸

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    [keanu reeves and owen wilson watching a fireworks show] "woah" "oh wow" "woah" "oh wow" "woah" "oh wow"

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    My thoughts on July 4th this year

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    The 4th of July is a very special holiday where we pay tribute to the greatness of America by scaring the shit out of our dogs for 12 hours

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    Dad, why do we celebrate 4th of July? Well son, it celebrates our defeating the aliens that blew up the White House after Will Smith attac

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    July 4th, 1776 British: just saying you're independent doesn't make it true Thomas Jefferson:

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    If your Mom never forced you to wear a crappy flag shirt from Old Navy on the 4th of July, are you really even American? 🇺🇸

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    Happy 4th of July weekend! Remember if you've been drinking and are going to be using fireworks - make sure someone is getting it on video.

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    Don't forget to acknowledge the sad, untouched bowl of Ruffles potato chips left on an outside table at whatever 4th of July BBQ you attend.

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    it's 4th of july again which means i'll be standing at attention saluting the flag on the taco bell window all afternoon

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    Spread patriotic spirit by telling the barista your name is "USA" and hiding. When they say your name, watch as Starbucks begins chanting

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    what if dogs hate fireworks bc they’re afraid of symbolic displays of imperialism

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    he's scared of the fireworks so my mom put on some dog videos for him ❤️

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    So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?

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    Who tryna do this on July 4th

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    I won't let my kids turn on the stove, but swinging a flaming hot fire-stick sparkler over their head on the Fourth of July, that's fine.

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    ☆。★。☆。★ 。☆。☆ 。★ 。 ★。\|/。★ 100% of firework displays end with someone's mom saying "is that it?" ★。/|\ °★ 。☆。☆ ° ☆。 ☆。 ★。☆ °★

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    [buzzfeed 1776] 21 Declarations You Won't Believe!

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