Buzz·Posted on Jul 3, 201920 Funny 4th Of July Tweets"What if dogs hate fireworks because they’re afraid of symbolic displays of imperialism."by Christopher HudspethBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ratthew @sucittaM Someone told me that they don't have the 4th of July in other countries. Seems kinda stupid to skip from the 3rd to the 5th, but whatever. 08:35 PM - 04 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Casey Moreta @CaseyMoreta this 4th of july, don’t forget to leave milk and hot-dogs under your flag so george washington will come and leave you a big mac in the morning 🇺🇸🎇🎆🇺🇸 01:25 AM - 04 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov [keanu reeves and owen wilson watching a fireworks show] "woah" "oh wow" "woah" "oh wow" "woah" "oh wow" 08:49 PM - 30 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Marc @MarcSnetiker My thoughts on July 4th this year 06:02 PM - 03 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. don’t eat my trail mix bitch @mattytalks The 4th of July is a very special holiday where we pay tribute to the greatness of America by scaring the shit out of our dogs for 12 hours 02:09 PM - 02 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott Dad, why do we celebrate 4th of July? Well son, it celebrates our defeating the aliens that blew up the White House after Will Smith attac 07:47 PM - 02 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sutton Coyle @SuttonCoyle July 4th, 1776 British: just saying you're independent doesn't make it true Thomas Jefferson: 08:25 PM - 02 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers If your Mom never forced you to wear a crappy flag shirt from Old Navy on the 4th of July, are you really even American? 🇺🇸 11:10 PM - 27 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. isaiah 📟 @thisisnotisaiah me every 4th of july 11:15 PM - 02 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. andy lassner @andylassner Happy 4th of July weekend! Remember if you've been drinking and are going to be using fireworks - make sure someone is getting it on video. 02:17 PM - 03 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5 Don't forget to acknowledge the sad, untouched bowl of Ruffles potato chips left on an outside table at whatever 4th of July BBQ you attend. 06:55 PM - 03 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. chuuch @ch000ch it's 4th of july again which means i'll be standing at attention saluting the flag on the taco bell window all afternoon 05:26 PM - 04 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Brendan O'Hare @brendohare Spread patriotic spirit by telling the barista your name is "USA" and hiding. When they say your name, watch as Starbucks begins chanting 07:01 PM - 04 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 🌋 @mixedhunty what if dogs hate fireworks bc they’re afraid of symbolic displays of imperialism 02:34 AM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. emily @spaghemily he's scared of the fireworks so my mom put on some dog videos for him ❤️ 04:12 AM - 05 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Just Bill @WilliamAder So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire? 12:08 AM - 02 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Gil @_PapoLuca Who tryna do this on July 4th 12:14 PM - 01 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 I won't let my kids turn on the stove, but swinging a flaming hot fire-stick sparkler over their head on the Fourth of July, that's fine. 03:31 PM - 01 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sage Boggs @sageboggs ☆。★。☆。★ 。☆。☆ 。★ 。 ★。\|/。★ 100% of firework displays end with someone's mom saying "is that it?" ★。/|\ °★ 。☆。☆ ° ☆。 ☆。 ★。☆ °★ 01:41 AM - 05 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. paperwash© @PaperWash [buzzfeed 1776] 21 Declarations You Won't Believe! 10:01 PM - 02 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite