26 Hilarious Valentine's Day Tweets That'll Make You LOL Whether You're Single Or Taken
"Every Valentine's Day card in history was signed on the dashboard on a car in a Walgreen's parking lot."
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all of the posts on @1800flowers Facebook page are complaints. This guy didn't even use words, and its the best one.
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"Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" Me: Yes... February 14th
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Me on Valentine's day: " This is a money making scheme we shouldn't be practicing it!" Also me on Valentine's day:
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Can we replace Valentineās Day with another thanksgiving?
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Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.
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Being single is cool and all but like how am I gonna get a stuffed animal bigger than me on Valentineās Day
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Are you excited for Valentine's Day? Me: šš š ššš š š š š š š š š šā¦ https://t.co/5kvGS4xQpj
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valentineās day is approaching, but so is mcdonaldās monopoly and iāll let you guess what iām more excited for x
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if anybody wants to get me a valentineās day present, i wear a size large in rent.
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Person: "You have any plans for Valentine's day?" Me:
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Me on a date with myself on Valentineās day:
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Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage"
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Me on Valentine's Day:
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me @ my friends on valentine's day
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āI donāt wanna ruin Valentineās Day for yāall but February 14 is also on Ash Wednesday which means you canāt eat meā¦ https://t.co/rLADOLp0tU
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Gearing up for yet another Valentine's night of complete & total romance
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me leaving instagram comments on Valentineās Day
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Don't forget Rite Aid for all your Valentine's Day needs
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i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
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"Actually, violets are violet," I say, ripping up her poem.
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Two types of people on Valentine's Day
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the best thing about being single on valentine's day is I get to eat all 2 dozen of these roses by myself
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Joke's on you, people trying to make me feel bad about Valentine's Day -- I feel bad every day
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Every Valentine's Day card in history was signed on the dashboard on a car in a Walgreen's parking lot.
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how iām gonna be on valentineās day