Buzz·Posted on Feb 4, 201826 Hilarious Valentine's Day Tweets That'll Make You LOL Whether You're Single Or Taken"Every Valentine's Day card in history was signed on the dashboard on a car in a Walgreen's parking lot."by Christopher HudspethBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. Put Reach in MCC. @NickArcadeX all of the posts on @1800flowers Facebook page are complaints. This guy didn't even use words, and its the best one. 03:26 PM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ☁︎ @zacharywhyde "Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" Me: Yes... February 14th 02:29 AM - 28 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Nikesh Kooverjee ❌ @NikeshKooverjee Me on Valentine's day: " This is a money making scheme we shouldn't be practicing it!" Also me on Valentine's day: 04:50 AM - 29 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. SomeGirl @autonymm Can we replace Valentine’s Day with another thanksgiving? 05:05 PM - 28 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Monster Head @RuthePhoenix Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out. 12:23 PM - 24 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. L Reed🧡 @laurxnreed Being single is cool and all but like how am I gonna get a stuffed animal bigger than me on Valentine’s Day 03:28 AM - 29 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Wordspiring❃ @Wordspiring Are you excited for Valentine's Day? Me: 😭😭 😭 😭😭😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭… https://t.co/5kvGS4xQpj 12:11 PM - 28 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Paige💅🏽🛍✨ @_paigemcmillann valentine’s day is approaching, but so is mcdonald’s monopoly and i’ll let you guess what i’m more excited for x 11:44 AM - 28 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 🥤 @cocainebunnies if anybody wants to get me a valentine’s day present, i wear a size large in rent. 09:46 PM - 27 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jack Mulligan @J4CKMULL Person: "You have any plans for Valentine's day?" Me: 11:34 PM - 24 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Bae @GirlfriendNotes Me on a date with myself on Valentine’s day: 06:10 PM - 25 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage" 08:26 PM - 17 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. feelstagram @feelstagram_ Me on Valentine's Day: 11:29 AM - 25 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. artemis 🌙 @slayingvibe me @ my friends on valentine's day 11:27 AM - 29 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Ang 🍒 @bxbygirlangie “I don’t wanna ruin Valentine’s Day for y’all but February 14 is also on Ash Wednesday which means you can’t eat me… https://t.co/rLADOLp0tU 06:52 PM - 23 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Bridger Winegar @bridger_w Gearing up for yet another Valentine's night of complete & total romance 01:10 AM - 15 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. GirlReligion @girlreligionco me leaving instagram comments on Valentine’s Day 07:56 PM - 21 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Bridger Winegar @bridger_w Don't forget Rite Aid for all your Valentine's Day needs 03:12 AM - 07 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. pakalu papito @pakalupapito i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism 11:23 AM - 27 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Anna @anjvs "Actually, violets are violet," I say, ripping up her poem. 05:14 PM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Alcoholic Tweets @alcohol_tweets Two types of people on Valentine's Day 07:13 PM - 01 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. thomas violence @thomas_violence the best thing about being single on valentine's day is I get to eat all 2 dozen of these roses by myself 07:47 AM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Hippo @InternetHippo Joke's on you, people trying to make me feel bad about Valentine's Day -- I feel bad every day 08:39 PM - 02 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Bill Dixon @BillDixonish Every Valentine's Day card in history was signed on the dashboard on a car in a Walgreen's parking lot. 06:47 PM - 03 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. ray @mcraylyn how i’m gonna be on valentine’s day 04:31 AM - 26 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite