Buzz·Posted on Dec 23, 201721 Hilarious New Year's Tweets That'll Have You Laughing Your Way Into 2018"2018 New Year's Resolution: Survive."by Christopher HudspethBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Twitter: @Jaay_Quiny 2. Twitter: @JayStewartPhoto 3. j ø j ø 🎅🏻❄️ @cloutboyjojo January 1st: new year, new me January 3rd: back on my bullshit 06:24 AM - 19 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Megan Kelly Dunn @megankcomedy My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that's okay with you guys? 05:59 PM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Clare Terry @ClareTerry2020 If ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember the Valentines Day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too. 04:22 AM - 30 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. broti gupta @BrotiGupta Bill Nye is short for "William New Years Eve" 04:14 AM - 03 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Will Hinsa @WillHinsa My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails. Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work. 06:11 PM - 01 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Donna McCoy @Donna_McCoy Telling people your New Years resolution so you'll "be accountable" is a great way to find out that no one cares about your resolution. 12:44 PM - 29 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. VINETRIA @VINTERINE 2017 beat my ass while my stress, anxiety and depression yelled worldstar 01:13 AM - 04 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Pete Holmes @peteholmes Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word "stop." 08:35 PM - 01 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Gabe #DreamActNow Ortíz @TUSK81 January: NEW YEAR, NEW ME 🏃🏽🏋🏽♀️🍎🥑🥕🥒 March: 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 09:32 PM - 01 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. val-ay @lionprincessval New Years resolution: exercise (my right to eat) more (tacos) 09:27 PM - 31 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jasmine Wilder @Jasminewilder21 I'm already giving 2018 the side eye. 03:21 AM - 02 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Prosper P🤘🏾🙇🏽 @p_will15 Me waiting until next month for y'all to say, 2017 was the worst year yet, 2018 is ganna be better and that your le… https://t.co/uLILPTW84P 11:30 PM - 14 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Shawn Booth @Shawn_Booth My New Years resolution is to try and put less than 4 chapsticks through the washer & dryer next year. 01:57 AM - 27 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Brad Williams @funnybrad I've seen 6 people post that their new year's resolution is to "loose weight." I can think of a slightly more useful resolution for them 03:27 PM - 28 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Full Frontal @FullFrontalSamB My New Year's resolution is to give up alcohol. Oops, I meant: My New Year's resolution is to give up. Alcohol! #newyearsresolution 06:26 PM - 04 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 🎅🏻Have Heberty Merry Christmas🎅🏻 @mikeyhebert28 New Year New Me New Year New M New Year New New Year Ne New Year N New Year New Yea New Ye New Y New Ne Nee Need Need F Need Fo Need Food 08:16 PM - 01 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Twitter: @_JiteshJain 20. k e n @kentaitin Jan 1: New Years Resolution Jan 2: ok start today. Jan 3: ok I mean it now. Dec 31: damn that went quick. Try again tomorrow 😂😂 02:42 AM - 30 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Wyeth Yates @wyethyates 2018 New Years' Resolution: Survive 07:00 PM - 11 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. For more Do Better 2018 content, click here!