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1) You learn that epi pens don’t go in your butt.
2) People are pieces of shit and are always wrong.
3) There’s sporadic cursing in between helpful tips.
4) Golden shower appointments can be made in Buffalo
5) You will inevitably shout out embarrassing things in front of the custodial worker.
6) You constantly wonder aloud why people think you’re stupid.
7) Your balls pound when you do drugs
8) Your desk mates rip off their squirters
9) The one crazy drunk story you tell results in a day full of making memes
0) When thinking about the pickle chips you packed for lunch, you end up sweating profusely.
11) Googling yourself brings on hours of endless laughter.
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