christopherbrandonc

I'm very angry most of the time, albeit I tend to hide it unless I'm around people I know can handle my outbursts. I'm egotistical; I love talking about myself. If you don't like it, find a way to change the subject. I desire to be a perfectionist; however, I'm too lazy to put forth the constant effort required to be one. I'm cynical, I'm beyond two-faced. I take pleasure in toying with people just to see how they react when something of theirs ends up unraveling painfully. I'm a braggart, but a wise one. I tell different friends different details of certain subjects to see who 1) enjoys gossiping about me, 2) cares enough to remember details, 3) intends on warping my own pseudo-truths to better fit for their own stories. In short: I'm short-tempered, spiteful, arrogant, manipulative, and hedonistic. Chances are, if you aren't on my list already, I probably don't intend on adding you. Choose your friends wisely. Don't choose me.

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