1. A Clorox toilet cleaning kit to convert the rustiest, grimiest, run-down toilet into a throne clean enough to be in the Ritz Carlton.
2. A fabric shaver that'll make your very used sweater look like you just brought it home from the store.
3. A jewelry-cleaning pen to make your bling shine like the Hope Diamond in literal seconds without all the scrubbing.
4. A wood finisher that'll help you avoid spending $$$ just to restore your wood floors and furniture back to their original glory. This baby works magic for under $20. People will legit think you got new stuff.
5. A biotin shampoo to help with shedding by depositing biotin, a naturally occurring vitamin, where it's needed — your hair. This person used the product for almost a year, and it made a world of difference 😱.
6. A power scrubber, because it's your best chance of cutting through layers of grime and soap scum in your bathroom. It has three heads for various surfaces!
7. Some reusable deodorant remover sponges because that discolored stain on your shirt ain't it. With this sponge, you'll be scrubbing away buildup in no time.
8. An all-purpose liquid fertilizer that made my mini monstera double in size in less than three months. Just a pump or two in my watering can is enough to feed my plants without burning them.
9. A wrinkle-release spray, because let's face it, you've been lazily folding the same three sets of loungewear for far too long. No need to whip out the iron when a wrinkle-free look is a spray away.
10. An argan oil heat protectant that might be the only thing standing between you, your flat iron, and the hair of your dreams. Believe it or not, you can have completely straight hair without compromising your curl pattern. How? This heat protectant.
11. A set of gold collagen masks to help you exchange the Louis Vuitton bags sitting under your eyes for plump, even skin that won't expose your terrible sleeping habits.
12. A set of Avarelle rounded or extra-large patches so slurping the gunk out of your pores becomes utterly painless. These spot treatments work overnight, so you can wake up pimple-free. If you have a habit of picking blemishes, these could help you change that.
13. A purple hair mask for zapping those brassy yellow tones in just five minutes! Embrace your renewed platinum tresses with minimal trips to the salon, aka less $$$! Your hair will love its deep-conditioning properties too!
14. A bottle of Radha Rosehip Oil to make your pimples run and disappear. This amazing oil soothes active breakouts, reduces redness, and minimizes the scarring that comes with them.
15. A tin of Cirépil blue wax beads for (gently) removing hair if that's your jam. Like, seriously, this patented wax did NOT come to play.
16. A pack of Miracle-Gro plant food spikes, because plants are mad dramatic when they don't get fed 😭. Stick this slow-release fertilizer into the soil, and boom, they're good for up to two months.
17. A jetted tub cleaner for flushing out soap scum, oil, and other nasty stuff building up where you can't see it. In less than 20 minutes, your jets will run the best they have in years.
18. A scalp elixir to comfort the driest, itchiest scalps and lull them into a peppermint and coconut oil–induced slumber for up to 24 hours.
19. An itty-bitty toenail brace set for those whose nails have a tendency to pierce their skin completely unprovoked. This should help alleviate pain in less than three days.
20. A tongue scraper so you can knock 'em dead with your dazzling personality — not your morning breath.
21. A water-based, nontoxic tile pen that'll get rid of the moldy crevices that never seem to get clean, no matter how hard you scrub. It'll cover up to 60 meters of surface!
22. A leather cleaner for giving your precious leather furniture a new lease on life.
23. A car upholstery cleaning solution that'll remove mysterious car stains that nobody seems to be responsible for, and it'll do it without breaking the bank.
24. A stainless-steel cleaner and polish, because having fingerprints, water stains, and other debris on your very expensive appliances isn't very cash money. This'll save you from cleaning fingerprints and smudges every other day.
25. And a steam microwave cleaner to disinfect your microwave and soften caked-on food in just seven minutes — without toxic chemicals.
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