1. A pair of cozy wool socks because you're never completely warm without them, am I right? Cardi B and Fran Fine would agree that a 🙊 never gets cold.
2. A luxurious foaming lavender bath Fran would totally soak in after interacting with haters like Cici. This'll turn you into the Abominable Sudman while soothing your spirits with pure Epsom salt.
3. And a two-paneled, padded foam pillow to stick to your tub and provide some much-needed neck support after a long day on your feet pretending to do your job (we're looking at you, Niles). Don't worry, the suction cups are extra strong and *actually* stick.
4. A pair of fleece slippers so plush, Mrs. Fine just might trade her favorite pumps for a pair of these every blue moon. I mean, you'll basically be walking on a memory foam cloud — with arch support.
5. A fuzzy two-piece sweater-and-shorts knit set to live in until, well, forever. You'll be wearing these around the house and everywhere else for the foreseeable future — trust me.
6. A pink loungewear set from Lively that's timeless and youthful just like Fran. On a warm day, she'd probably opt for lingerie but on cold days? This'll have to do.
7. A pair of fly gold hoop earrings because being home doesn't mean you can't wear jewelry. Consider it practice for when you finally have a reason to be 👁seen👁 again.
8. A box of delicious relaxing tea to drink when the Mr. Sheffield in your life gets on your last nerve 😬. It has chamomile, passionflower, and lavender to provide the relief your body so desperately needs.
9. A pre-folded satin scarf to wear to bed, or as a stylish accessory. It's great for retaining moisture, which has helped preserve my precious edges.
10. Or this regal satin-lined headwrap so you can temporarily retire the bonnet for something slightly more fabulous. Don't know how to tie a headwrap? No fear! These come with an infinite loop for your convenience.
11. A gold snake chain that looks like it belongs on Fran Drescher herself. Wearing jewelry is the easiest way to make cozy looks appear more "glam" than they actually are 💡.
13. An expandable wooden caddy tray because soaking in the tub and pampering yourself is just as important as doing your job. This caddy has a stand for your electronics, books, and even a place for wineglasses.
14. And a vegan fizzy bath bomb for when you want to take your luxurious soak up a notch with citrus, lime oil, grapefruit, cardamom, and red berry.
15. A slinky racerback satin dress for dates or just feeling ridiculously sexy around the house. It's cut to accentuate your hips and put your ta-tas on display, without being too tight.
16. A trimmed jumpsuit that reviewers can't stop raving about. It's warm, stylish, and comfortable, what's not to love?
17. A pair of Uggs that you'll practically live in starting the moment they arrive. These are mad warm, yet upscale enough to add some luxury to your day.
18. A set of silk pajamas that are roomy, stylish, and glam, especially when paired with some Uggs. Pink nudes like this remind me of spring cherry blossoms.
19. Or a cozy silky pajama set to live out your '90s TLC dreams. Something about this color and fabric just feels so luxurious and alive. Consider buying this slightly oversized if you're not feeling the cropped fit.
20. A high-quality weighted faux fur blanket that feels just like a warm hug ⛄️. Heavier blankets can also provide benefits believed to help some people with stress and anxiety.
22. A pair of ivory kitten heels because wearing them around the house is fabulously extra — just like Mrs. Fine. These heels are tall enough to make you feel like that girl but short enough to keep you comfortable.
23. A fiery lingerie set that's just a tad bit over the top, but that's exactly why Mrs. Fine would love it, and you will too!
24. A cashmere inspired soy candle that, like Fran, can make a house feel like home. I keep buying this candle because it smells like wealth, warmth, and grandma's love.
25. An ethereal long sleeve top for days you want to float through your haters' minds like Katy Perry's plastic bag. Personally, I'm feeling like boho meets Prince circa 1984 in the best possible way.
26. A stretchy bike unitard because Mrs. Fine lives for a skin-tight outfit, hunny. You can dress it up or down easily with some jewelry or a belt. Did I mention reviewers say it's dumb comfortable?
27. A hooded sherpa robe that, quite frankly, will change your life — especially if you shiver after stepping out of the shower. It's unclear whether Fran ever gets cold, but in this robe you'll never be chilly.
28. A pair of chic blue-light-blocking glasses to give your at-home look a little something extra AND take a load off of stressed, sore, and burning eyes caused by staring at a screen all day.
29. A silk eye mask because a queen like Fran Fine knows the importance of beauty sleep. Not only is this easy on your delicate skin, but eye masks can also help improve the quality of sleep.
30. A Moroccan tassel area rug to introduce texture and warmth into your cold, Sheffield-esque home. It has Fran's warmth and flavor, as well as dope tassel accents that are great for daily use.
31. A flowy set of pants so gorgeous, they're exactly what summer nights are made of. Our favorite nanny lives for a cinched waist, and these luxe pants are no exception. Luckily for us, they're wide in the legs.
32. A bra for the person who hates bras. They're pretty enough to be worn as bralettes, built to last, and will work well under almost any of your fab lewks.
33. A pair of patterned high-waisted leggings that you're guaranteed to love, especially since they have over 20,000 (!!!) 5-star reviews. It comes in a bunch of fun patterns you know Fran would approve of.
34. A youthful pom-pom blanket that Grace Sheffield would probably own (and she has great taste 😉). Everyone with Cancer or Taurus placements knows you can never have too many blankets.
35. An adorable hanging hammock chair because it's quirky and inviting like Fran. Plus, it's as comfortable as a rocking chair but takes up much less space. This + a great book + tea = the ultimate reading nook 💯.
36. A satin pillowcase that's probably Fran's secret to preserving her perfectly coiffed voluminous curls. This one is so much easier on skin and hair than cotton.
37. An all-weather cotton robe for strolling around the house post-shower or whenever you don't feel like wearing clothes.
38. A fan-favorite fleece sweater to become your go-to top from the moment it arrives. It's just fancy enough to not feel like "pajamas."
39. And a set of LED curtain string lights to set the mood and have a romantic night with your Mr. Sheffield. It's giving "Kiss The Girl" vibes a la The Little Mermaid.
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