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Wife grabs mouse out of toilet.

Why don't I check the toilet BEFORE I sit down? You think I would.. this isn't the first time something hit my hoo ha before I realized it was there. The first time was a bull frog. This time a scared little mouse that I think I recognize from Ratatouille.

Lazy Fairy Improv 12 years ago

Bald Chick Sells Ad Space On Her Head

Hello! I sell advertising space on the back of my bald head. The next events I will be attending are The Takeover & The Noise Ordinance both on April 23, 2011 and both are music festivals. The first for family and the other for friends. Two events for the price of one. What do you get? A short video of Rudy Harp at Michael Urban Hair Studio cutting my hair with your logo uploaded to YouTube and Facebook through my accounts - you may also have a copy of the video for your sites. I will walk around the festivals with your business name etched in my hair and a big smile on my face. I can carry business cards to hand out as well. I encourage photos of my head to be posted on Facebook. A winner can be drawn from these posts if you want to do a contest. For the weeks leading up to the event I will have both Takeover and NO2 in my hair promoting them and my attendance. We'll chat about the specifics when you win. ;) I just came back from the Bahamas - so I'm International. So, BID NOW! Here is a little about me professionally: Christine Alexander: Christine Alexander is an award winning improv artist and actor. She is a founding member of both the FST Improv and Lazy Fairy Improv Troupes. Her producer credits include music videos with Back Patio Productions and improv shows with Lazy Fairy. As a comedian she's known best for her sign language improv, which audiences request at every show. She's also known as "The Bald Chick" selling advertising space on her head for companies such as The Sarasota Blues Festival, and Vinstigator.com. You can see her in award winning films like, "Toyland," "Crime's A Cookin'" and "Mini-Chefs." Christine is the co-owner and producer of the popular e-newsletter, AnythingArts.com and is currently producing educational music videos for children which also promote Sarasota, Florida. She is well known not only for making other people laugh, but also for her own enthusiastic laughing… or sea-lion imitation, depending on your opinion. Check out her music videos here. 2008 & 2009 Creative Loafing's Best Local Actress

Lazy Fairy Improv 13 years ago

Bald Chick Advertises On the Back of Her Head

I sell advertising space on the back of my bald head. The next events I will be attending in Sarasota, Florida are The Takeover & The Noise Ordinance both on April 23, 2011 and both are music festivals. The first for family and the other for friends. Two events for the price of one. What do you get? A short video of Rudy Harp at Michael Urban Hair Studio cutting my hair with your logo uploaded to YouTube and Facebook through my accounts - you may also have a copy of the video for your sites. I will walk around the festivals with your business name etched in my hair and a big smile on my face. I can carry business cards to hand out as well. I encourage photos of my head to be posted on Facebook. A winner can be drawn from these posts if you want to do a contest. For the weeks leading up to the event I will have both Takeover and NO2 in my hair promoting them and my attendance. We'll chat about the specifics when you win. ;) I just came back from the Bahamas - so I'm International. So, BID NOW!

Lazy Fairy Improv 13 years ago

P!NK - Raise Your Glass in Sign Language

Christine Alexander performs P!nk's Hit, "Raise Your Glass" in faux sign language for the hearing impaired in Sarasota, Florida. This is not ASL, completely! ;) I'm posting this on the 30,000 turn of the Cee Lo Green video I did. (on this channel) This is 100% in support of Pink and is in no way an attempt to violate copyright or profit from her work. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF THIS SONG, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO IT'S RIGHTFUL OWNERS More: ChristineAlexander.net LazyFairyImprov.com LaughingLunches.com AnythingArts.com BaldChickAds.com FSTImprov.com

Lazy Fairy Improv 13 years ago

Cee Lo's "Forget You" in Sign Language

Christine Alexander of Lazy Fairy Improv hits Sarasota, FL performing faux sign language, Cee Lo Green's Hit, "Forget You." DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF THIS SONG, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO IT'S RIGHTFUL OWNERS More: ChristineAlexander.net LazyFairyImprov.com LaughingLunches.com AnythingArts.com BaldChickAds.com

Lazy Fairy Improv 13 years ago

Cee Lo's Forget You translated for the hearing impaired

Lazy Fairy Improv's Christine Alexander performs Cee Lo Green's "Forget You" translating for the hearing impaired. Shot in Sarasota, Florida with a Sony Cyber shot. More: www.lazyfairyimprov.com www.christinealexander.net www.laughinglunches.com www.anythingarts.com www.baldchickads.com

Lazy Fairy Improv 13 years ago

Advertising On Bald Chick's Head

Vinstigator.com was the winner of the first Ebay auction held by Sarasota improv actor, Christine Alexander. She will attend the Sarasota Blues Fest where thousands will see Vinstigator.com.

Lazy Fairy Improv 13 years ago

Advertsing Space On the Back of a Bald Chick's Head

Hello! My name is Christine Alexander and I am selling the back of my head as advertising space! What I will do: For this auction, I will have your logo (or company name) cut into my hair and wear it to the Blues Fest Nov 6, 2010 where thousands of fans will be enjoying the blues. http://www.sarasotabluesfest.com/ What you can expect: Video of your logo bouncing around the Blues Fest Your logo on my head for at least a week Your logo on my head on the news Other marketing surprises I am an improv performer (www.lazyfairyimprov.com or www.christinealexander.net) - so I am not afraid to be seen and have your logo seen! This is my premier event, join me, will you? :)

Lazy Fairy Improv 13 years ago