1. A sweatshirt that screams the thing that makes you happiest during every meal.
2. A sweatshirt that reminds you that you're a gem, just the way you are.
3. A sweater that's just so cheeky.
4. A sweater that speaks to your love for ice cream and then some.
5. A pullover that makes "ordinary" seem extraordinary.
6. A sweatshirt that demonstrates how soft and chivalrous you are, as a gentle woman.
7. A black checkered number that presents its own solution to a no-fun situation.
8. A sweatshirt that professes a love for bugs you didn't know you had until now.
9. A sweatshirt that puts your favorite person over everyone else.
10. A sweater that does the talking for a friend in need when there's too much pain and sobbing for words.
11. A MOOMIN! sweatshirt.
12. A pullover that's a testament to how you're just too good to be true.
13. A sweatshirt to prove to everyone else that you need two of everything sweet.
Get it from Kooding for $11.
14. A bunny-eared hoodie that proudly declares your favorite pastime to the world.
Get it from Yes Style for $26.91.
15. A sweater to brighten the mornings of your best girlfriends.
16. A pullover that's a pretty explicit reminder for anyone who's confused about what's on your shirt.
17. A pullover that leaves people guessing.
18. A sweatshirt that's the perfect way to deter people from talking to you.
19. A sweater that really describes your relationship with yourself spectacularly: "We're not good. We're super."
Get it from Front Row Shop for $41.