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1. A sweatshirt that screams the thing that makes you happiest during every meal.
Get it from Shein for $33.
2. A sweatshirt that reminds you that you're a gem, just the way you are.
Get it from Store Envy for $40.
3. A sweater that's just so cheeky.
Get it from Inu Inu for $43.
4. A sweater that speaks to your love for ice cream and then some.
Get it from Dog Dog for $15.
5. A pullover that makes "ordinary" seem extraordinary.
Get it from Yes Style for $22.
6. A sweatshirt that demonstrates how soft and chivalrous you are, as a gentle woman.
Get it from Style Nanda for $26.
7. A black checkered number that presents its own solution to a no-fun situation.
Run if you have to.
Get it from Yesstyle for $27.90.
8. A sweatshirt that professes a love for bugs you didn't know you had until now.
Get it from Inu Inu for $43.
9. A sweatshirt that puts your favorite person over everyone else.
Get it from Kooding for $13.
10. A sweater that does the talking for a friend in need when there's too much pain and sobbing for words.
Get it from Yes Style for $43.
11. A MOOMIN! sweatshirt.
Get it from Boogzel for $25.
12. A pullover that's a testament to how you're just too good to be true.
Get it from Yes Style for $11.
13. A sweatshirt to prove to everyone else that you need two of everything sweet.
Get it from Kooding for $11.
14. A bunny-eared hoodie that proudly declares your favorite pastime to the world.
Get it from Yes Style for $26.91.
15. A sweater to brighten the mornings of your best girlfriends.
Get it from Kooding for $13.
16. A pullover that's a pretty explicit reminder for anyone who's confused about what's on your shirt.
Get it from itGirl Shop for $20.40.
17. A pullover that leaves people guessing.
Get it from Dahong for $33.
18. A sweatshirt that's the perfect way to deter people from talking to you.
Get it from Shein for $16.
19. A sweater that really describes your relationship with yourself spectacularly: "We're not good. We're super."
Get it from Front Row Shop for $41.
20. A hoodie that will probably anger your mom, but at least you'll be cute.
Get it from Shein for $22.
21. A pullover to proclaim your love for the greatest white substance in the world.
Get it from It Girl for $25.
22. A sweater that's all about lovely people, especially you.
Get it from Style Nanda for $64.
23. A sweatshirt that gives all your prospects a reason to never leave you.
Get it from Front Row Shop for $39.
