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1. This wall-mounted light with special-effect decals.
Supercharge your night vision.
Get it from ThinkGeek for $30.
2. These athletic shoes that have been engineered to make you jump higher.
According to the company, these shoes allow you to jump 3.5 inches higher. Damn. The NBA's even banned them.
Check out their selection of shoes here.
3. This shirt that answers a lot of questions you might get.
Tell them you won't cape-r to their demands.
Get it from Clever Fox Apparel on Etsy for $17.
4. These webbed gloves that'll give you an extra edge in the pool.
5. This anti-theft backpack with invisible pockets that'll protect your top-secret info.
It's not just a phase when you're phasing.
Check it out on Kickstarter.
6. These super-trained ninja pencils that no one will dare to steal.
7. This dartboard that symbolizes what you were created to destroy.
One day you will crush the root of all evil.
Get it from Zazzle for $64.
8. This reflective hoodie that make you indistinguishable in any photo taken with flash.
To protect your alter ego.
Get it from Beta Brand for $228.
9. This titanium ring with a hidden set of tools.
10. This journal of top-secret plans that only you and other heroes know about.
11. These neon purple sunglasses that are only fit for Cyclops.
12. This full-body Lycra suit that you can use as a disguise whenever your superhero identity is at risk.
13. This blazer that's honestly the hottest-looking cape ever to exist.
14. This Superman ring that doubles as a bottle opener.
15. These levitating coasters that'll convince your guests you have the power to defy gravity.
But you'll also lift their spirits.
Check it out on Kickstarter.
16. And to go along with those telekinetic powers, here's this levitating bed.
Since you sleep with an ~elevated~ state of mind. And if you want to exaggerate your powers, you can decorate with a levitating speaker, a floating lamp, and a hovering bonsai tree.
Check it out on UrbanSuite.
17. These cut-resistant sleeves that'll also protect you from the heat.
18. This survival guide that'll make you indestructible.
19. This superhero lamp that's also an optical illusion.
20. This smartwatch that looks like a mirror, but has GPS, has an emergency siren, and can send messages.
21. This rechargeable lighter that's truly windproof.
22. This decoder ring that lets you send messages in private.
23. These clip-on magnifying lenses that'll help you zoom in on tiny details for a short amount of time.
24. This wheel that's intended to improve flexibility and balance.
25. This smart hearing amplifier that'll let you hear more clearly in noisy environments.
26. This item-finding tracker and app that'll make it look like you have superhuman memory.
