1. When you're among friends and everyone's feet just happen to be hanging out, TOUCHING.
2. When someone thinks it's OK to grip your foot:
3. When someone thinks it's funny and changes everything you own to a picture of their foot.
4. When corporations conspire against you and come up with products like this:
5. And THIS?!?
6. Whenever anyone tries to tease you with "cute" pictures of their toes:
7. When anybody tries to put their feet on your lap:
Get your feet off me jake.
8. When you're in the water and you're dangerously close to a swarm of strangers' feet.
9. When someone taunts you when you're completely defenseless:
10. Whenever something involving a pedicure occurs:
11. Whenever someone tries to pull this off:
12. When people in public put their feet up on the seat next to you:
13. Whenever someone offers to give you a foot massage:
14. When someone takes your phobia to the extreme:
15. When someone asks you to hold their foot in even the most dire situations:
16. When a yoga instructor asks you to reach for your toes after they've been producing their own pool of sweat:
Learn how to discover your toes in forward bends! Thurs 10am Hatha Yoga @ChantryStudios #BeckBromFL @Yoga4Londoners
"Yes, I've learned that my toes are very moist."
17. When someone has the audacity to put their feet up on your dash:
18. When you discover that one of your toes has escaped:
19. When people place their feet on your bed:
20. When someone dares to place them anywhere near your pillow:
21. Bare feet. On the pillow. PLEASE LEAVE.
