ShoppingCaret RightGift Ideas·Updated on Jan 12, 2019. Posted on Dec 4, 201627 Gifts For People Who Don't Have Time For JerksEven the blackest of hearts will have feelings about this.by Christina LanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Andrew Richard / Buzzfeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. This pouch that will not stand for anyone's bullshit. shop.nylon.com Get it from Nylon for $30. 2. These socks that beautifully describe someone who's cute but deadly. blueq.com Get them from Blue Q for $10 or from Amazon for $10. 3. These matches that burn down bad vibes on the path to success. izola.com, izola.com Get them from Izola for $9. 4. This wineglass that tells everyone not to mess with its owner. jacvanek.com Get it from Jac Vanek for $16. 5. This notebook that's 82 volumes deep in scaring the bejeezus out of everyone. etsy.com Get it from Zeeben Dry on Etsy for $5. 6. This rug that every person who knows a clingy ex-lover or ex-friend needs. ripndipclothing.com Get it from Rip n Dip for $60. 7. This dainty necklace that does all the talking for the wearer. wilddaisy.com Get it from Wild Daisy for $12. 8. This wrapping paper that sends a very special message to someone who might deserve it. mcpressure.com Get it from M.C. Pressure for $5. 9. This denim cap that says exactly what you'd say to a person who's just not worth it. shopjeen.com Get it from Shop Jeen for $28. 10. This sweatshirt that's over it and on to better, brighter things. chaincandy.com Get it from Chain Candy for $49. 11. This nail polish set that's not afraid to show its cunning side. firebox.com Get it from Firebox for $16. 12. This pin that makes someone's allegiance to their ironclad heart official. shop.nylon.com Get it from Nylon for $16. 13. This paper voodoo pad that likes to get a little diabolical. knockknockstuff.com Get it from Knock Knock for $7. 14. This pin that has the kind of look that shuts 'em all up. etsy.com Get it from Janes Rebellion for $2. 15. This sleeping mask that won't let anything or anyone disrupt the person who's sleeping. etsy.com Get it from The Sleepy Cottage for $14. 16. These undies that are so not impressed with flowery displays of romance. disturbia.co.uk Get it from Disturbia for $8. 17. This delicate cuff that delivers a simple but potent life motto. Simple Stamp Get it from Simple Stamp for $20. 18. This pencil that's meant for someone who doesn't depend on anyone else. etsy.com Get it from Ugly Baby for $2. 19. This jacket that refuses to be undermined and overlooked. darkseas.com Get it from Dark Seas for $70. 20. This heart patch that completely understands true love. shoptuesday.com Get it from Tuesday Bassen for $20. 21. This turquoise key tag that's all about stunting on the haters. urbanoutfitters.com Get it from Urban Outfitters for $15. 22. This T-shirt that outlines a crucial daily goal. shop.nylon.com Get it from Nylon for $54. 23. This desk plate that's only fitting for someone who knows who's boss. nastygal.com Get it from Nasty Gal for $30. 24. This book that teaches them a skill they've already mastered. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $15. 25. This mug that loves to engage in some lighthearted revenge. etsy.com Get it from The Moon Cult on Etsy for $15. 26. This doormat that doesn't feel the need to feign benevolence. cocodoormats.com Get it from Coco Doormats for $25. 27. This candle that has the ultimate mic drop. luxegifts.co Get it from Luxe Gifts for $50. Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!