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27 Gifts For People Who Don't Have Time For Jerks

Even the blackest of hearts will have feelings about this.

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1. This pouch that will not stand for anyone's bullshit.

Get it from Nylon for $30.
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Get it from Nylon for $30.

2. These socks that beautifully describe someone who's cute but deadly.

Get them from Blue Q for $10 or from Amazon for $10.
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Get them from Blue Q for $10 or from Amazon for $10.

3. These matches that burn down bad vibes on the path to success.

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Get them from Izola for $9.

4. This wineglass that tells everyone not to mess with its owner.

Get it from Jac Vanek for $16.
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Get it from Jac Vanek for $16.

5. This notebook that's 82 volumes deep in scaring the bejeezus out of everyone.

Get it from Zeeben Dry on Etsy for $5.
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Get it from Zeeben Dry on Etsy for $5.

6. This rug that every person who knows a clingy ex-lover or ex-friend needs.

Get it from Rip n Dip for $60.
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Get it from Rip n Dip for $60.

7. This dainty necklace that does all the talking for the wearer.

Get it from Wild Daisy for $12.
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Get it from Wild Daisy for $12.

8. This wrapping paper that sends a very special message to someone who might deserve it.

Get it from M.C. Pressure for $5.
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Get it from M.C. Pressure for $5.

9. This denim cap that says exactly what you'd say to a person who's just not worth it.

Get it from Shop Jeen for $28.
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Get it from Shop Jeen for $28.

10. This sweatshirt that's over it and on to better, brighter things.

Get it from Chain Candy for $49.
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Get it from Chain Candy for $49.

11. This nail polish set that's not afraid to show its cunning side.

Get it from Firebox for $16.
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Get it from Firebox for $16.

12. This pin that makes someone's allegiance to their ironclad heart official.

Get it from Nylon for $16.
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Get it from Nylon for $16.

13. This paper voodoo pad that likes to get a little diabolical.

Get it from Knock Knock for $7.
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Get it from Knock Knock for $7.

14. This pin that has the kind of look that shuts 'em all up.

Get it from Janes Rebellion for $2.
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Get it from Janes Rebellion for $2.

15. This sleeping mask that won't let anything or anyone disrupt the person who's sleeping.

Get it from The Sleepy Cottage for $14.
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Get it from The Sleepy Cottage for $14.

16. These undies that are so not impressed with flowery displays of romance.

Get it from Disturbia for $8.
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Get it from Disturbia for $8.

17. This delicate cuff that delivers a simple but potent life motto.

Get it from Simple Stamp for $20.
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Get it from Simple Stamp for $20.

18. This pencil that's meant for someone who doesn't depend on anyone else.

Get it from Ugly Baby for $2.
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Get it from Ugly Baby for $2.

19. This jacket that refuses to be undermined and overlooked.

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Get it from Dark Seas for $70.

20. This heart patch that completely understands true love.

Get it from Tuesday Bassen for $20.
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Get it from Tuesday Bassen for $20.

21. This turquoise key tag that's all about stunting on the haters.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $15.
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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $15.

22. This T-shirt that outlines a crucial daily goal.

Get it from Nylon for $54.
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Get it from Nylon for $54.

23. This desk plate that's only fitting for someone who knows who's boss.

Get it from Nasty Gal for $30.
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Get it from Nasty Gal for $30.

24. This book that teaches them a skill they've already mastered.

Get it from Amazon for $15.
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Get it from Amazon for $15.

25. This mug that loves to engage in some lighthearted revenge.

Get it from The Moon Cult on Etsy for $15.
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Get it from The Moon Cult on Etsy for $15.

26. This doormat that doesn't feel the need to feign benevolence.

Get it from Coco Doormats for $25.
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Get it from Coco Doormats for $25.

27. This candle that has the ultimate mic drop.

Get it from Luxe Gifts for $50.
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Get it from Luxe Gifts for $50.

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