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Ever wondered which squad member you are? Take this handy quiz to find the fuq out!!

WHO ARE YOU IN THE SQUAD??

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How do you take your coffee?

Choose a place in or around B-Deis

Choose a TV show

Choose a hot man

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Pick a Jaden Smith tweet

CONGRATS! You are the realest member of the squad, our humble piece of putty Jeremiah. You were found by the Scandinavian Duo and rescued from living a long, sad life in the Ridgewood vending machine closet. You are gorgeous, gray, soft, supple, and worshiped by all.

Jeremy

Congrats ur the mEME QUEEN!! You draw in Tinder dates using your raw sexual appeal and your love of Pepe the frog. You make the best snapchats known to man and you consume a lot of prunes. You have the best titty meat of the group and everyone wants to take pictures of it!!! You are quirky, artsy, flatulent, thoughtful, and dank as hell (and you definitely didn't write this quiz)

Christina

Paul is a replaceable component that produces light from electricity. Paul usually has a base made of ceramic, metal, glass, or plastic, which secures Paul in the socket of a fixture. The electrical connection to the socket from Paul may be made with a screw-thread base, two metal pins, two metal caps, or a whale.

PAUL

Congratulations!! You are the most socially adept member of the squad, with as many as 2+ outside friends and even more lining up to date your ass binch....You are a booboo and Ernest Hemingway would probably fuck you if he was alive (or from the grave if you're into that).

Sarah

Becky Israel, a renowned radio host and prime wifey material, is a hot commodity among literally everyone on campus. With 10+ marriage propositions and at least double the amount of secret admirers, it's only time before she will be wed and given a kitchen large and equipped enough to fit her baking needs. You are often the voice of reason in the group when it comes to things like over-spending on take-out and keeping Christina in line when she tries to do questionable things

Becky

Critics say, "she's a smooth suede suave swede"
"could kill a man"
"adventure!!!"
"a major nerd and dork but hides it better than others"
"could kill a mAN"
"Once broke my ribs after I punched her in the face"-guy from Springfest
"50% cats 50% Sweden"

Stephanie

You are a robot who has been masquerading as a human for over 20 years. Congratulations on making it so far!

Banksy

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