1. A suuper soft plush blanket that's going to make it 10x harder to get out of bed. Sorry in advance... 🙈
2. A machine washable, vintage-inspired comfort mat for your kitchen, so you don't have to stand on cold, hard tile while you wash the dishes. As if the dishes weren't grueling enough...
3. A pair of cute and fuzzy slippers to keep around, because that adorable comfort mat is only 34 inches x 20 inches, but the cold floor is alll over the place. These snuggly, Sherpa-lined slippers are machine washable, with nonslip gripping.
4. A set of flannel bedsheets because we're transitioning from sweating in our sleep to shivering. Well, I'm putting my foot down — here's some super-warm sheets. We need to know peace!
5. A 100% cotton shag bath rug that's cozy for your toesies.
6. A portable space heater for those of us who are simply never warm enough. The handle makes it easy to bring this electric heater into every room, and an automatic thermal shutoff ensures that it will never overheat.
7. A tufted ottoman because not all of us have sectionals...but we still deserve to kick our feet up on a nice cushy surface.
8. A wool, lavender, rose, vanilla, and musk scented candle that's literally called "snuggly sweater," so your whole house can experience the feeling of being wrapped up in a warm cardigan.
9. A fringe throw blanket to add some dimension to your bed and make it even more comfy. At this rate, you *definitely* won't want to leave it in the morning. Whoops. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
10. A fuzzy shag throw pillow that's basically the acceptable, adult version of a stuffed animal you can snuggle, without getting funny looks.
11. A dimmable floor lamp for some soft lighting to instantly cozy up the atmosphere.
12. Speaking of atmosphere...a ceramic oil diffuser that'll turn your entire home into a peaceful sanctuary with the aroma of eucalyptus and lavender.
13. A chenille robe so you don't have to walk around the house with a blanket draped around your shoulders every a cold night.
14. A shag area rug that'll really tie the room together...(10 points if you caught the Big Lebowski reference.)
15. A plaid placemat for your dining table that'll make it seem like there's always a home-cooked meal being prepared in your kitchen. Even if it's just an illusion and you usually order takeout. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
16. A weighted blanket to keep you calm, cozy, and collected.
17. A round swivel chair made with Sherpa fabric that's the perfect place to curl up and read a book. Disclaimer: You may doze off, so make sure you're reading a page-turner...orrrrr, enjoy your nap.
18. A remote-controlled color-changing LED light bulb with eight colors, so your room's ambience can match your #CurrentMood. And our current mood is cozy — so cue the warm lighting.
19. A potted faux eucalyptus plant that'll bring some much needed liveliness to your space without the upkeep...because a dying plant is the absolute opposite of cozy.
20. A padded office chair with adjustable height, so you can have juuust the right level of comfort to actually get some work done. Maybe. You'll definitely be comfy, though.
21. A chenille knit throw pillow that's giving me Hallmark holiday movie vibezzz. It doesn't get cozier than that.
22. A cotton tasseled tapestry for some color and texture, because that blank wall makes your bedroom look like a waiting room (definitely the least cozy place on Earth).
23. A pair of faux flickering candles that you can leave on all night long without a care in the world (remote-controlled candles you can run for hours without worrying = the ultimate in cozy technology).
24. A lift-top coffee table because once you get comfy on the couch there's simply no turning back. You'll never again have to sacrifice your perfect couch position just to reach for your water.
25. An oversized beanbag chair to sink into and never get out of. There will be multiple familial disputes over this. Fair warning (but it'll totally be worth it).
26. A welcome mat whose message is so inviting, your guests will know they're about to step into the homiest home on the block before they even get inside.
27. An eight-piece set of 100% cotton bath towels that's available in a ton of colors, so you can add a little pizzazz to your bathroom decor and have a lot of comfort to wrap yourself in after a nice, warm shower.
28. A tasseled velvet curtain panel for an extremely warming effect. No, seriously. Not only are they luxuriously soft to the touch — they're also light filtering, which means they allow in moderate sunlight, leaving your room in a dreamy, dusky haze.
29. A cushioned dining chair that is so comfy, you'll probably fall asleep right at the table after a nice, home-cooked meal.
30. A ladder shelf to cozy up an empty corner with your family photos, favorite pieces of art and plants.
31. A woven floor basket that's a personal favorite of mine because the more blankets you haphazardly throw in it, the better and cozier it looks. No folding??? Count me in.
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.