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I love my rocks and all of my rock people! I laugh at inappropriate times. I love the outdoors. I love boating, swimming, camping, hiking, star gazing, rally racing and sun bathing Top Ten Signs You Might Be A Geologist: 10. You have ever had to respond "yes" to the question, "What have you got in here, rocks?" 9. You have ever taken a 15-passenger van over "roads" that were really intended only for cattle 8. You have ever found yourself trying to explain to airport security that a rock hammer isn't really a weapon 7. Your rock garden is located inside your house 6. You have ever hung a picture using a Brunton as a level, and your rock hammer as your hammer 5. Your collection of beer cans and/or bottles rivals the size of your rock collection 4. You consider a "recent event" to be anything that has happened in the last hundred thousand years 3. Your photos include people only for scale and you have more pictures of your rock hammer and lens cap than of your family 2. You have ever been on a field trip that included scheduled stops at a gravel pit and/or a liquor store And the #1 sign you might be a geologist: 1. You have ever uttered the phrase "have you tried licking it" with no sexual connotations involved Top 10 Reasons To be a Geologist 10. In depth analysis on orogenous zones and hot spots. 9. Geologists know how to get their rocks off. 8. Rolling rocks leads to mass wasting. 7. Relative dating? - Hey, why not? 6. Subduction leads to folding and thrusting. 5. We understand bedrock and how it gets laid. 4. Two words: Penetration Twins! 3. Hardness is related to cleavage. 2. Where else can you learn about cummingtonite? 1. Acid is a part of every trip.

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