Zac Efron Debuted Blonde Hair At A Preschool — AKA Help My Ovaries

    HELP!

    Zac Efron stopped by a preschool on Thursday, which was C-U-T-E and obviously made us (me) want to spread our (my) legs open and impregnate ourselves (myself) with his DNA in a turkey baster (I think that's how it works).

    But if you don't let yourself become blinded by your ovaries ovulating, you'll notice something different about Zac...

    ...HE'S A BLONDE.

    Like, he was going blonde before....

    BUT NOW HE'S LIKE A BLEACH BLONDE.

    I'm not quite sure how this kid feels about it...

    ...BUT I'LL TAKE IT! Call me Zac — I GOT A NEW BURNER PHONE SO NO ONE WILL DETECT OUR TEXTS!!!!