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We Have To Talk About Prince Harry's Beard Right Now

Beard with me.

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We don't just "need" to talk about Prince Harry's beard...

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WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT PRINCE HARRY'S BEARD RIGHT NOW.

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Like honestly, don't scroll past this point if you aren't logged off of life and ready to focus the fuck up at this royal face RIGHT NOW.

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I'd like to start off by saying, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GINGERS. Like I love Wendy's. It's just that gingerbread men aren't known for having the greatest of beards...

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BUT DAMN PRINCE HARRY DOES. 🙏🙏🙏

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Normally, I'd be all like, "OH MY GOD LOOK AT PRINCE HARRY'S BULGE!"

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But that's not why I'm here today. His bulge is merely AN ACCENT to his beard.

(I'm kind of lying here because OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT BULGE.)
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(I'm kind of lying here because OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT BULGE.)

Like this beard is so fucking luscious my mouth is salivating for some ginger beard beer. I KNOW YOURS IS TOO.

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Could you imagine snuggling up against this royal beard in the morning?! I CAN BUT ALSO I CANNOT BECAUSE I JUST CANNOT AT THIS BEARD. O M G.

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I'm pretty sure the beard has some magical powers or irresistible pheromones oozing from it because EVERYONE wants a taste of it. Like look at this random dude who's probably fantasizing about some epic beard burn rn.

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And here's the FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES trying to keep her composure around such a majestic beard. SHE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT.

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IT'S EVEN GOOD WITH KIDS.

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But don't get too attached — sometimes his royal duties requires him to shave AND IT'S ACTUALLY TRAUMATIZING.

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BUT IT GROWS BACK... hopefully thicker, too.

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So here's to Prince Harry's hairy face — LONG LIVE THE ROYAL BEARD! 👑

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