CelebrityΒ·Posted on Apr 6, 2018We Had John Cena Read Thirst Tweets About Himself And Here Are His Rates For Parking On His Body"I don't know if you could, in fact, fry an egg on my ass..."by by Christian ZamoraBuzzFeed Staff, by Mike RoseBuzzFeed Motion Pictures StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail If you're anything like me, you've been thirsting over John Cena's royal thiiickness for well over a decade now. So, to celebrate his new comedy Blockers, we had John read some of the thirstiest tweets written about himself... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ...and OMG, someone give me electrolytes, STAT: View this video on YouTube youtube.com 1. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ Wanna thirst over John even more? You can catch him (and his bare butt) in his new comedy Blockers, in theaters today! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF