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    We Had John Cena Read Thirst Tweets About Himself And Here Are His Rates For Parking On His Body

    "I don't know if you could, in fact, fry an egg on my ass..."

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    If you're anything like me, you've been thirsting over John Cena's royal thiiickness for well over a decade now. So, to celebrate his new comedy Blockers, we had John read some of the thirstiest tweets written about himself...

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    ...and OMG, someone give me electrolytes, STAT:

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    Wanna thirst over John even more? You can catch him (and his bare butt) in his new comedy Blockers, in theaters today!

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