Celebrity·Posted on Apr 28, 2016Usher Just Posted A Nude To His Snapchat Story And It's GodlyI'm gonna make love in this Snapstory.by Christian ZamoraBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Today, April 28, 2016, marked an important moment in planet Earth's Thirstory. 🌎 Usher decided to give everyone a tour of his home this morning on his Snapchat story... Which was like, OK — we get it Usher, you're rich. AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE, everything turned into the X-rated episode of Cribs that you always fantasized about... ...Usher decided to TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES and go INSIDE OF HIS HOME STEAM ROOM — just like how any good porno starts. He started to glisten of sweat... AND THEN IT HAPPENED. 🆘 🆘 🆘 YOU DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BUT IT DID..............................(Proceed with a mop.) USHER POSTED THIS NUDE SELFIE: Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal AND OBVIOUSLY NO EMOJI IS BIG ENOUGH TO COVER USHER'S GUSHER. Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal And then he nonchalantly brushed his teeth like he didn't just thirst-trap the world. Yeah, I'm gonna have to go "blowoffsteam" as well.