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    18 Times Phoebe Cancelled Ross's Entire Existence On "Friends"

    You're doing great, Phoebe.

    1. When he tried to make her agree with him:


    2. When he tried to question her off-the-cuff facts:

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    Phoebe: You know, 9 out of 10 marriages end in divorce?

    Ross: Phoebe, that's not true.

    Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. How's the Mrs.?

    Ross: 😑

    3. When she thought he was lying to her...again:

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    Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us you were a doctor?

    Ross: I AM A DOCTOR!

    4. When she asked a simple question:

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    Phoebe: Who here likes Ross?



    5. When he admired her approach to dating:

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    Ross: You know, I really admire your whole dating attitude. It's so healthy. I'm always like, "Is this moving too fast? Is this moving too slow? Where's this going?"

    Phoebe: I know. You are a bit of a drama queen.

    6. When he tried to talk about prehistoric time periods:

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    Ross: [Talking about pleistocene]

    Phoebe: Alright, nothing is worth this.

    7. When Rachel was trying to find the perfect outfit:

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    Rachel: Does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?

    Phoebe: I don't know, you might be the first one.

    8. When he told her how much he loved marriage:

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    Ross: I can't help it, I love marriage.

    Phoebe: Seriously? You divorce-o?

    9. When she was trying to figure out what to name one of the triplets:

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    Phoebe: Yeah. Definitely, I don't like the name Ross.

    Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.

    10. When she talked about her past jobs:

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    Phoebe: Yeah, it'd probably be better than the last telephone job I had. You know, I probably won't have to say "spank" as much.

    Ross: What?

    Phoebe: Oh yeah, like you never called.

    11. When she unintentionally roasted him and ended up roasting him even more:

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    Phoebe: I still cannot believe you're engaged!

    ...Just 'cause it's happening so fast.

    ...Not 'cause you're such a loser.

    12. When she got him to cave:

    Phoebe: Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.

    Ross: OK, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

    Phoebe: OK, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, OK, I'm just saying that it's one of the possibilities.

    Ross: It's the only possibility, Phoebe.

    Phoebe: Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, OK? Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?

    Ross: There might be, a teeny, tiny, possibility.

    Phoebe: I can't believe you caved.

    Ross: What?

    Phoebe: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself?

    13. When she unexpectedly found herself wanting to trade lives with him:


    14. When she spoke the truth and told him that divorce was "his thing":

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    Phoebe: Oh, that’s your thing!

    Ross: What?

    Phoebe: Your thing, you know, you’re the guy who gets divorced.

    Ross: No, no, that’s not my thing! I do not love getting divorced!

    Phoebe: Yes you do! This is your third divorce! You love divorce so much you’re probably gonna marry it! Then it won’t work out and you’re gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy.

    15. When she had a valid follow-up question:

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    Ross: I've always wondered how different my life would be if I'd never gotten married?

    Phoebe: Which time?

    16. When she brought his career into the roast:

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    Phoebe: He's mad at you.

    Ross: Why?

    Phoebe: Please, I think you know why.

    Ross: I can't think of anything.

    Phoebe: Come on, Ross, you're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.

    17. When he tried to convince her he was a rare breed of men...

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    Phoebe: He was sweet, smart, and funny. Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy like that?

    Ross: We are a rare breed.

    ...and then she made this face:

    18. And most importantly, when he said, "Hey!"

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    Ross: Hey!

    Phoebe: Oh, this guy again.

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