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23 Things That Are Basically Porn To '90s Kids

Getting off with nostalgia.

1. Justiney in love.

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SO MUCH FUCKING LOVE.

2. This playing before a movie.

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SLAY ME DISNEY.

3. Triple digits on your Skip It counter.

PERSONAL FUCKING BEST.

4. Perfectly frosted Dunkaroos.

5. Celebrities getting slimed.

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GREEN SLIME GIVING ME LYFE.

6. THREE RED SHELLS.

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WATCH YO ASS BOWSER.

7. Cold Lunchables pizza.

8. The feeling of launching a Sky Dancer to slay the entire fuckin sky.

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Yas bitch.

9. A Pog collection with MULTIPLE slammers.

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You wish you could slam my pogs.

10. Orange VHS tapes.

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HARRIET THE SPY BETTER BE FUCKIN REWOUND.

11. The Fresh Prince rap.

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"YO HOMES SMELL YA LATER."

12. A cold bowl of Oreo O's on a Saturday morning.

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THIS.

13. A HOLOGRAPHIC Charizard card.

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100 packs later.

14. This FLAWLESS album.

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ZIGAZIG AH

15. Followed by this EVEN MORE flawless album.

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SPICE UP YO LIFE.

16. Bugles fitting perfectly on ALL FIVE FINGERS.

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EVEN THE THUMB.

17. Everything about a Blockbuster.

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THE CANDY AISLE.

18. A clean sticky hand.

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Rarity.

19. Any popsicle WITH BUBBLE GUM EYES from the ice cream truck.

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The ice cream man GOT THE GOOD SHIT.

20. Perfectly folding slap bracelets.

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DID YOU SEE THAT EXECUTION?

21. Beanie Babies WITH TAG PROTECTORS.

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GONNA BE WORTH MILLIONS ONE DAY.

22. Sailor Moon's SLAYING transformation sequence.

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EVERYTHING.

23. And Corey and Topagna being cute 'n shit.

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BOW DOWN to '90s royalty.

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