82% Of The "Hot Felon's" Butt Crack Was Photographed Today, So Here It Is

    Interesting.

    Ever since Jeremy Meeks, better known as the "Hot Felon," was released from prison last year, he's been living THE LIFE.

    I mean, he's hanging out with Nicki Minaj in Cannes. NICKI!!!! CANNES!!!!

    Anyway, I'm not sure if we — The Internet — are done with him yet, but roughly 82% of his butt crack was photographed today on some fancy-ass yacht in St. Barts, so it only felt right to share the images:

    I have questions surrounding the events that led to these photos... but I'm not mad... so I'm just gonna end things with Miranda Cosgrove: