NO, this is not a joke. America's husband Mark Ruffalo LOST HIS PHONE in the blizzard. To make things worse, HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE WAS IN THERE. 😢😢😢
So naturally, Mark's thirsty love disciples (aka The United States of America) set out on this adventure to find Mark's Ruffaphone.
The search became an event as everyday civilians became Olympians. These were the chosen times.
Those who were not able to brave the storm shared stories of their lost eternity rings to keep Mark's spirit alive during the hopeless search...
...But the odds were stacked against Mark.
And on top of everything, Brazil fans were being Brazil fans and didn't offer much help.
It seemed as if Mark's belongings were forever lostffalo...
...But then something magical happened — the Avengers were assembled!
...And Mark was resilient and cheered us on! Although times were Ruffalo, HOPE WAS NOT LOST.
Just 18 minutes after Mark called upon us to find his belongings, he sent out a message of RELIEF — IT WAS ALL FOUND.
Who was Mark's knight that restored joy to the world? Two little girls, according to this blurry picture.
We will be here until you need us next time, Mark.
