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Stanley Tucci Is Insanely Hot In "Easy A" And We Need To Talk About It

I am too weak for his tight gray shirts.

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We've all seen Easy A.

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And we've all thought, "Omg Stanley Tucci is such a hot fucking dad in this movie omgomgomg give birth to me..."

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...SO THEN WHY HAVEN'T WE PUBLICLY TALKED ABOUT IT?

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Luckily, you have a thirsty BuzzFeed writer with a thing or two for hairy, bald, older men ready to change this public discourse with a binder full of screenshots.

TBH, I blame this #HornyForTucci phenomenon on the first scene in the movie where he's wearing a tight gray shirt (GRAY SHIRTS ARE THE HOTTEST KIND OF SHIRTS ON MEN) with his chest hair just SLIGHTLY teasing the camera.

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Like right from the get-go, WE'RE BLINDED BY HIS CHEST HAIR AND MUSCLES WITH THE HELP OF HIS TIGHT GRAY SHIRT.

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And it's only a sopping downhill journey from there.

As if the muscles + scruff + chest hair + tight gray shirt combo wasn't dehydrating enough, we find out he's also a FUNNY DAD.

SWOON.
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SWOON.

OK.... *deep breaths* ....

...then there's this scene where he's wearing another tight gray shirt:

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Like....👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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AND THEN THERE'S THIS MOMENT WHERE HE STANDS UP THAT I GIF'D FOR US. JUST WATCH THIS. SLOWLY.

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😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

AND THEN (!!!!!!!!!!!!) THERE'S THIS LINE HE DELIVERS IN ANOTHER TIGHT GRAY SHIRT:

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I AM DONE. DIED OF DEHYDRATION.

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WAIT!!!! I'M BACK IN GRAPE FORM TO LEAVE ANOTHER SCREENSHOT FROM HIS 2008 CANCELLED SHOW 3 LBS:

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K, goodbye.

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