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    Sep 4, 2016

    Stanley Tucci Is Insanely Hot In "Easy A" And We Need To Talk About It

    I am too weak for his tight gray shirts.

    We've all seen Easy A.

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    And we've all thought, "Omg Stanley Tucci is such a hot fucking dad in this movie omgomgomg give birth to me..."

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    ...SO THEN WHY HAVEN'T WE PUBLICLY TALKED ABOUT IT?

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    Luckily, you have a thirsty BuzzFeed writer with a thing or two for hairy, bald, older men ready to change this public discourse with a binder full of screenshots.

    TBH, I blame this #HornyForTucci phenomenon on the first scene in the movie where he's wearing a tight gray shirt (GRAY SHIRTS ARE THE HOTTEST KIND OF SHIRTS ON MEN) with his chest hair just SLIGHTLY teasing the camera.

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    Like right from the get-go, WE'RE BLINDED BY HIS CHEST HAIR AND MUSCLES WITH THE HELP OF HIS TIGHT GRAY SHIRT.

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    And it's only a sopping downhill journey from there.

    As if the muscles + scruff + chest hair + tight gray shirt combo wasn't dehydrating enough, we find out he's also a FUNNY DAD.

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    SWOON.

    OK.... *deep breaths* ....

    ...then there's this scene where he's wearing another tight gray shirt:

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    Like....πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

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    AND THEN THERE'S THIS MOMENT WHERE HE STANDS UP THAT I GIF'D FOR US. JUST WATCH THIS. SLOWLY.

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    😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

    AND THEN (!!!!!!!!!!!!) THERE'S THIS LINE HE DELIVERS IN ANOTHER TIGHT GRAY SHIRT:

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    I AM DONE. DIED OF DEHYDRATION.

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    WAIT!!!! I'M BACK IN GRAPE FORM TO LEAVE ANOTHER SCREENSHOT FROM HIS 2008 CANCELLED SHOW 3 LBS:

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    K, goodbye.

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