And we've all thought, "Omg Stanley Tucci is such a hot fucking dad in this movie omgomgomg give birth to me..."
...SO THEN WHY HAVEN'T WE PUBLICLY TALKED ABOUT IT?
Luckily, you have a thirsty BuzzFeed writer with a thing or two for hairy, bald, older men ready to change this public discourse with a binder full of screenshots.
TBH, I blame this #HornyForTucci phenomenon on the first scene in the movie where he's wearing a tight gray shirt (GRAY SHIRTS ARE THE HOTTEST KIND OF SHIRTS ON MEN) with his chest hair just SLIGHTLY teasing the camera.
Like right from the get-go, WE'RE BLINDED BY HIS CHEST HAIR AND MUSCLES WITH THE HELP OF HIS TIGHT GRAY SHIRT.
And it's only a sopping downhill journey from there.