Celebrity·Posted on Jan 16, 201719 Things You Do All The Time Because You're Fake As FuckI'm smiling at you because I hate you.by Christian ZamoraBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The smile greet. 2. Disappear. 3. Delete ppl. 4. Deceive. 5. Contemplate. 6. Play oblivious. 7. Rehearse. 8. Stop yourself from exposing your fake self. 9. Keep face. 10. Knowingly push buttons. 11. Fake sleep. 12. Don't do things you said you were gonna do. 13. Low-key support drama. 14. Encourage problematic behavior. 15. Dodge. 16. Let ppl suffer. 17. Prepare. 18. Wish others wouldn't. 19. And love your fake-ass self.