ALERT: Pierce Brosnan Is Looking Hotter Than Ever

    62 going on 69.

    Pierce Brosnan (the hottest James Bond ever —CONTROVERSIAL BUT NO DEBATE) is aging like a fine wine that you'd chug alone in a dark, candlelit cabin as you lie naked on a bearskin rug in the foyer next to some water-soluble lube.

    But for real — LOOK AT THIS 62-YEAR-OLD MASTERPIECE. 👏👏👏

    It should be noted that he's filming a movie here, which is why he's dressed like your boss, but I'm also here for it.

    Only seven more years until he's, well, you know...