1. When you were dropped out of your friend's Myspace top 8.
2. When everyone at your school was relentlessly impersonating Napoleon.
3. When you couldn't respond to anyone without them asking, "Is that your final answer?"
4. When you found out Britney and Justin broke up...
5. ... and then when these Newlyweds were no more.
6. When you had to process the fact that Marissa Cooper just died right in front of your own damn eyes.
7. When your boy band mix CD wouldn't burn for reasons UNKNOWN.
8. When you were the only person in your class with a Discman instead of an iPod.
9. And the only one without a Motorola Razr.
10. When you completely ate it in front of everyone during recess on your Heelys.
11. When TRL would only play five seconds into your favorite music video just to cut to a bunch of kids screaming.
12. When you had to cycle through the TV Guide channel multiple times until you found the show you were looking for.
13. When your hair would get ridiculously tangled in one of these contraptions instead of looking like Christina Aguilera's.
14. When someone called out your fake Coach bag.
15. When your Furby started talking in the middle of the night EVEN THOUGH YOU PUT IT TO SLEEP.
16. When your expensive Dance Dance Revolution mat stopped detecting your steps.
17. When your pre-ripped boot cut jeans actually started to rip.
18. When you got a new pack of Pokémon cards and it was FULL of element cards.
19. When the oven in your Sim's house caught on fire and destroyed EVERYTHING.
20. When your mom kicked you off AIM because she had to call someone while you were chatting about The Osbournes.
