Miley Cyrus Is Planning A Nude Concert Where Everyone's Naked And Spewed With "Milk"

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    EVERYONE, I COME WITH EXCITING NEWS! Your dreams of attending a Miley Cyrus concert in the nude while getting covered in "milk" have finally come true!! !!! !! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!

    In case you missed it, earlier this month Miley announced she was going on tour with the Flaming Lips to promote their new collaborative LP, Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz. And now, YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE THE SHOW BOOBS/BALLS OUT.

    Wayne Coyne (the lead singer of the Flaming Lips) posted a photo on Instagram captioned with detailed plans Miley has for a show where everyone will be "completely naked" and spewed with "white stuff that looks like milk."

    If this ~festivity~ sounds intriguing to you, make sure you're well-groomed because the Instagram caption later explains the show will be in the music video for Miley's song "The Milky Milky Milk."

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    It's unclear if the nude show will be one of the tour dates previously announced or a separate gig. Either way, I'm sure Miley's best friend Leslie would say, "Oh, she's just bein' Miley."