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Lenny Kravitz Has A Problematic Amount Of Bird Shit On His Car

Apparently birds want to fly away and shit all over his car.

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So I love me some Lenny Kravitz. ESPECIALLY after the pants ~incident~.

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But this man has a PROBLEMATIC amount of bird shit all over his car!!!!!!!

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Like, just LOOK at all of these runny bird shits, people!!!!!!

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I counted and spotted at least 15 separate shits on Lenny's car — AND THAT'S JUST WHAT WE CAN SEE.

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Does he park under a tree that's an iconic shitting place for birds?

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Does he like the textured look of bird shit against the silver paint of his car?

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DOES HE NOT CARE NAOMI CAMPBELL IS IN HIS BIRD-SHITTED CAR?

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LEARN FROM THIS WOMAN, LENNY:

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