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Stop Crying Because Here's My Photo Collection Of Justin Theroux's Arms

From a folder on my desktop.

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On my very unorganized desktop, near the lower-left side of Brintey's face, lies a folder very near and dear to my thirst:

my desktop

Yes — a folder full of photos of Justin Theroux's arms that I explore when I'm sad (like when I think about World War III or Christina Aguilera having to do Oreo commercials).

my desktop

Today, I would like to publish and share the healing qualities of these various photos of Justin's arms because it's truly selfish for me NOT TO during times like these:

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First from my collection, is a vacation candid called "A_Theroux_Vision.jpg."

This picture dates back to December 2014, when Justin's arms were ATVing in Mexico.
Justin Theroux's Arms (choke me): The Collection

This picture dates back to December 2014, when Justin's arms were ATVing in Mexico.

This photo made me realize I love shoulder dimples — I hope it does the same for you.

Premiere / Premiere/Rocstar/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES

The second photo in my collection is a shooker: "Bicepual.jpg"

From a more simpler time, 2014.
Justin Theroux's Arms (choke me): The Collection

From a more simpler time, 2014.

This photo landed a spot in the collection because it made me realize I'm bicepual (I'm exclusively into biceps attatched to Justin Theroux) — I hope it does the same for you.

Teach / Teach/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES

Next, is the most recent photo to join the collection, "Dora_The_Exploroux.jpg."

This photo is from two days ago. What were you doing two days ago? Justin's arms were holding his backpack while you were doing that. Iconic.
Justin Theroux's Arms (choke me): The Collection

This photo is from two days ago. What were you doing two days ago? Justin's arms were holding his backpack while you were doing that. Iconic.

Justin's swollen arms in this photo had such an impact on my life, I had to come out as "gayer more than ever" to my father— I hope it does the same for you.

Stoianov / Stoianov/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES

The next photo in my collection is my favorite: "How?.png."

I love .pngs.
Justin Theroux's Arms (choke me): The Collection

I love .pngs.

This one is simple: How? How? HOW? H O W? ————— I hope it does the same for you.

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This next photo in the collection is a shirtless (!!!) one: "Santa_Came_Early.jpg."

Justin Theroux's Arms (choke me): The Collection

If you stare at this shirtless candid taken on Christmas Eve 2012, you will understand the true meaning of Christmas (Justin Theroux's sweaty arms).

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This next photo in the collection is a vintage photo from 2013: "Side_Piece.jpg."

This one is named after the nickname men give me.
Justin Theroux's Arms (choke me): The Collection

This one is named after the nickname men give me.

This photo serves as a rare glimpse into Theroux's left deltoid, bicep, brachialis, and brachioradialis muscles (I think? Idk) — I hope it does the same for you.

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Because you're getting too thirsty (and that's not cute), I'm going to show you one last photo my collection: "You're_So_Vein_.mp3.jpg."

Take me back to March 28, 2015.
Justin Theroux's Arms (choke me): The Collection

Take me back to March 28, 2015.

Do you see how good his arms still look covered up in TWO shirts??? If this doesn't help subdue your 2017 blues, I'm sorry, but there's nothing else I can do.

Tidings / TIDINGS/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES

Thank you, Mr. Aniston's arms.

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