On my very unorganized desktop, near the lower-left side of Brintey's face, lies a folder very near and dear to my thirst:
Yes — a folder full of photos of Justin Theroux's arms that I explore when I'm sad (like when I think about World War III or Christina Aguilera having to do Oreo commercials).
Today, I would like to publish and share the healing qualities of these various photos of Justin's arms because it's truly selfish for me NOT TO during times like these:
First from my collection, is a vacation candid called "A_Theroux_Vision.jpg."
This photo made me realize I love shoulder dimples — I hope it does the same for you.
The second photo in my collection is a shooker: "Bicepual.jpg"
This photo landed a spot in the collection because it made me realize I'm bicepual (I'm exclusively into biceps attatched to Justin Theroux) — I hope it does the same for you.
Next, is the most recent photo to join the collection, "Dora_The_Exploroux.jpg."
Justin's swollen arms in this photo had such an impact on my life, I had to come out as "gayer more than ever" to my father— I hope it does the same for you.
The next photo in my collection is my favorite: "How?.png."
This one is simple: How? How? HOW? H O W? ————— I hope it does the same for you.
This next photo in the collection is a shirtless (!!!) one: "Santa_Came_Early.jpg."
If you stare at this shirtless candid taken on Christmas Eve 2012, you will understand the true meaning of Christmas (Justin Theroux's sweaty arms).
This next photo in the collection is a vintage photo from 2013: "Side_Piece.jpg."
This photo serves as a rare glimpse into Theroux's left deltoid, bicep, brachialis, and brachioradialis muscles (I think? Idk) — I hope it does the same for you.
Because you're getting too thirsty (and that's not cute), I'm going to show you one last photo my collection: "You're_So_Vein_.mp3.jpg."
Do you see how good his arms still look covered up in TWO shirts??? If this doesn't help subdue your 2017 blues, I'm sorry, but there's nothing else I can do.
