You'll See Judd Apatow's "Well-Proportioned Dick" In "Popstar"

    Not mad.

    In case you've somehow missed the trailers for The Lonely Island's mock pop-umentary Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, the movie is a thing that's actually happening. Like this is real.

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    And sure, it looks funny, BUT the trailers leave out the BIG reason to buy a ticket to see the movie...

    ...JUDD APATOW'S DICK IS IN IT. HIS ACTUAL PENIS. DADDY APATOW'S ACTUAL DICK.

    "It's actually his dick in the window of the car," jokes Schaffer, referring to a moment of full-frontal physical comedy. "He wanted to show it because he was like, 'I've had this normal but really well-proportioned dick my whole life, and I've never shown it. And I'm afraid I'm getting older and going to lose the bod soon.'"

    "REALLY WELL-PROPORTIONED"?!?!?!? How long was Leslie gonna keep this from us?

    She has always known....