I don't know why, but I can't stop watching this video of Joe Jonas wearing very patriotic clothes (presumably purchased from Walmart) while smoking a cigar with an American flag tied around his neck.
It's so aggressively Ameribro that I should know better than to fall into this fratboi trap...
...BUT INSTEAD I'M SEEING STARS AND JOCKSTRAPS. 🇺🇸
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!
SOMEONE STOP MY ROMAN CANDLE FROM LAUNCHING — I'M AT WORK! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
God bless America.
