Look, I'm just gonna get right to this...
...British pop star Jessie J can't eat bread while flying because it results in "terrible" carb-powered farts.
The "Bang Bang" singer opened up to the Daily Telegraph about her very own bodily bang bangs and explained why flying and munching on bread makes one fart:
"Eating bread, your organs squeeze up and you just get terrible wind. Put down the bread and drink loads of water. You expand in the air and your organs squeeze."