Jessica Simpson stopped by Ellen on Monday to promote her clothing line and..................you just need to watch it:
The interview took a slightly awkward turn when Jessica couldn't recall exactly how long she and her husband Eric have been together, but eventually settled on seven.
Which is apparently a really long time for Jessica...
...BECAUSE SHE'S ONLY HAD SEVEN-YEAR RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN???
And I guess Jessica's husband gives her massages while he's asleep???
Anyway, the interview concluded with Ellen taking a deep inhale and exhale.