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    Posted on Sep 24, 2015

    Hilary Duff On Her Phone Is Every Twentysomething Ever

    Hilary is you, you are Hilary.

    1. *Pretends to be focused on phone*

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    *Successfully avoids eye contact with last weekend's hookup*

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    2. *Texts friend you're on your way*

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    *Hasn't even started to get ready*

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    3. *Gets on Facebook*

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    *Hides another friend who just got engaged*

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    4. *Secretly uses the front camera to check yourself out*

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    *Remembers how flawless your look is today*

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    5. *Checks your bank account and remembers it's payday*

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    *OFF TO CHIPOTLE*

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    6. *Gets text from last night's date*

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    *Ghosts that needy bitch*

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    7. *Checks the thirst trap you just dropped on Insta*

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    *Already five likes and two comments*

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    8. *Gets a Facebook message from the ex*

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    *Read At 1:43 p.m.*

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    9. *Texts co-workers you can't make happy hour tonight*

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    *Off to Netflix and chill*

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    10. *Gets text from your roommate asking if you can pick up toilet paper on your way home*

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    *Phone conveniently dies*

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    11. *Mom asks how you're doing*

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    *Tries not to breakdown in the middle of the street*

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    12. *Pretends to check work email*

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    *Swiping on Tinder*

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    13. *Acts focused on your phone as a total bae walks towards you*

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    *Looks up just in time to make solid eye contact*

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    14. *Tries to listen to a friend talk about their boy drama*

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    *Has no recollection of anything they just said*

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    15. *Mercilessly stalks your ex's new bae*

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    *Finds their worst picture and convinces yourself they're a downgrade*

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    16. *Parents text you asking if you've bought your ticket home for Christmas yet*

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    *Remembers all the crippling debt you have from student loans and credit card bills*

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    17. *Reads another humble brag Facebook status*

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    *Imagines yourself throwing your phone at that person's face*

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