Cancel December Because Jessica Simpson Is Plotting Her Return To Music In 2017

    I'm with you, Jessica.

    Apart from that meme of the woman in her jail cell trying to do math, 2016 has been terrible. LIKE, END IT!!! THE WORLD'S MASCARA IS PERMANENTLY RUNNING.

    Well, as if we needed more reason to cancel the rest of the year, former pop star/HSN host Jessica Simpson posted a throwback clip of her performing at the 2001 AMA's.

    WHICH WAS CUTE AND ALL but the real story is in the caption:

    🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨UMMMMM WHAT DID YOUR THUMBS SAY?🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

    Fucking. Shook.

    In prep for her return, here's Jessica's last pop masterpiece from simpler times — 2006:

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    READY, SET, GO.

    when i remember how much i loved jessica simpson