Happy birthday, Chace Crawford's eyebrows.
Words cannot describe the pure love I have for the two you of you.
I love the way you straighten out when you're confused.
And I love the way you arch when you're happy.
I love the way you look from the side.
And I love the way you look as a painting.
Not only do you grow from the most beautiful, organic face to walk this planet...
...You COMPLETE the most beautiful, organic face to walk this planet.
Without the both of you, things just wouldn't be the same.
(LIKE HOW TERRIBLE WOULD THAT BE?!?!?!)
I don't know what the world would look like without the two of you...
...BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER because we DO have the two of you.
And the two of you are goddamn BEAUTIFUL.
So thank you for the past 30 years that you've sat on Chace Crawford's face, eyebrows.
You've truly made the world a better place...
...to look at.
OK JUST ONE MORE PICTURE BECAUSE THE EYEBROWS ARE IN A TUX!!!!!!!!!!
