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Gwyneth Paltrow Just Posted A $200 Breakfast Smoothie Recipe On Her Website


Queen of relatablity Gwyneth Paltrow posted a recipe of her favorite breakfast smoothie that she drinks every morning "whether or not she's detoxing" on her lifestyle website, Goop.

Sounds great, right? Well, as The Daily Mail points out, the ingredients for this everyday smoothie add up to over $200 — TWO HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS. 💸 💸 💸

To pay that much for a smoothie, it would have to have moon dust in it, right? Well, it's Gwyneth Paltrow, SO IT DOES.

On top of other pricey ingredients, the recipe says to top off your smoothie with your choice of "moon dust," which is just expensive edible powder sold by Goop that has different enhancing qualities.

Here's the full ingredient list if you have a briefcase of cash lying around:

Hmmm. How do we feel about this, Adele?