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    Posted on Sep 28, 2015

    Taylor Swift Performing At Stagecoach Is Actually You On The Weekend

    You've got that Jameson look in your eyes.

    In a much different reality than we live in now, curly-haired Taylor Swift performed at Stagecoach in 2008. This squad-less Taylor was quite the ball of energy onstage and she's basically you during a night out on the town:

    1. Like when you spot a cute boy across the bar after a few shots deep.

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    2. ...But then he walks closer towards you and you realize it was just the vodka goggles.

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    3. When your friends convince you to take another shot even though you told yourself you were gonna stop after the last one.

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    4. When you try your best to make a sober-looking smile at a random thot.

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    5. When you discover something wet in your hair and you have NO IDEA what it is.

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    6. ...Until you remember how you were drinking your vodka soda.

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    7. When your friends tell you they wanna leave but your jam just came on.

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    8. ...And you're just ROCKING THE FUCK OUT with your entire body numb.

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    9. When your friends say they're going to order you an Uber because you're "out of control"...

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    10. ...But you're NOT HAVING IT so you start accusing THEM of being the drunk ones.

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    11. When you start bumping uglies with the first bae you see on the dance floor.

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    12. ...And you realize this will probably be your last memory of the night.

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    13. When you find your friends again and fling open your arms for a giant group hug because you're sorry for yelling at them... and you just wanna get pizza.

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    14. When you're riding home in the Uber and you can't keep your head up.

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    15. When you wake up the next morning and everyone fills you in on how you acted last night...

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    16. ...And they conclude by telling you that you DIDN'T throw up.

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