With the second season of Happy! underway, we had the star of the series — Christopher Meloni — read thirst tweets about himself (and his butt)...
...And honestly, I'm not sure if I'm dying of thirst or laughter:
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q- what does christopher meloni own? a- my entire ass
2.
please don't post pictures of Christopher Meloni I will get too horny
3.
I want to watch Happy but at the same time I know I won't be able to handle how god damn HOT Christopher Meloni is
4.
You ever just stop and remember naked Christopher Meloni on OZ?? Because I do. 😍😍😍
5.
actually, i think it's weird NOT to have sex dreams about christopher meloni
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i'd cut off my arm to touch christopher meloni's butt, it's that serious
7.
i want one of those big wallpaper murals people have of forests but instead it's just christopher meloni naked in the shower or something
8.
WHO'S GOT EYES ON CHRISTOPHER MELONI? I HAVEN"T SEEN HIS ASS IN A WHILE AND I NEED TO MAKE SURE HE'S GOOD AND THRIVING.
9.
when I'm sad I just google Christopher Meloni's butt until I'm not sad anymore.
10.
We can fuck but you have to wear this Christopher Meloni mask the entire time and make the "bumm bumm" sound from Law & Order when you cum.
