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    Posted on Jul 21, 2015

    Bobby Brady From "The Brady Bunch Movie" Is Now Positively Hot In A Far-Out Way

    Did my bell-bottoms just get tighter?

    In 1995, The Brady Bunch made a comeback in a far-out way.

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    The ICONIC self-aware comedy mocked, yet glorified, the earnest television series that became a pop culture staple in the '70s. The move is still quotable TO THIS DAY.

    Even if you haven't seen the movie in awhile, you probably remember Marcia's iconic shade-throwing abilities towards her friendless sister Jan.

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    Or you might remember the awkward sexual tension between Marcia and her stepbrother Greg in the sequel, A Very Brady Sequel.

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    But do you remember the youngest Brady boy, Bobby? You know, the strict rule follower and dedicated safety monitor?

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    Regardless if you do or don't, you'll definitely remember him now because he's grown up to be one groovy HUNK. Everyone, meet Jesse Lee Soffer:

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    Actual mirror to see your reaction:

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    AND IT GETS BETTER:

    *Goes to Sears for a new pair of underwear*

    *Steps inside Alice's fridge to cool off*

    *Jan wakes up, holds a pair of scissors like a knife, and starts to cut Bobby's luscious hair*

    Coincidentally, Jesse now plays a cop on NBC's Chicago P.D., which seems like the perfect career path for good-doer Bobby Brady.

    Sorry Marcia — there's a new positively hot Brady sibling coming for your crown.

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