Hi, everyone. This is Mark.
Mark is on this season of Big Brother.
And he's truly a gift from the casting gods.
A nicely PACKAGEd gift, if you will.
Even though Mark has made some ~questionable~ game-play moves in the house, he's single-handedly made America have a thing for Donkey Kong...
#BB19 #BigBrother19 #BigBrother #bigbrothermark why does Mark look just like donkey kong 😂
...and for pink shorts.
...and for red shorts.
...and for no shorts.
You see, Mark is THICC.
THICC LIKE A PROTEIN MILKSHAKE THAT EVEN CHERYL BLOSSOM WOULD HAVE TO EAT WITH A SPOON.
Like, YOU BITCHES CAN'T EVEN SPELL "THICC."
As a gay man, I finally understand all the hype about boobs because of him.
I mean...
And he made me enjoy watching a Straight Man Argument™ for the first time EVER (on mute, of course).
this straight boy argument over scratching on the 8 ball made me so thirsty for mark what is wrong with me
I honestly don't want this post to end but I have no more content and I already used all the butt GIFs that I was planning to save for the very bottom BECAUSE I AM WEAK.
Anyway, JUST THANK YOU, JULIE CHEN. THANK YOU.
