You’ve waited the whole day for this moment. Via www2.cincinnati.com GOOBYE TO BEING HANGRY You decide to hold the door open for another hungry pedestrian quickly approaching. Via blogs.westword.com Look at you, proper Chipotiquette already in full-force. You enter and see the usual massive line. Via social-media-university-global.org You then realize that dude you held the door open for isn't going to let you go in front of him. Via thedenverchannel.com Chivalry is dead. That's your rightful spot. Brushing it off, you take the five minutes in line to decide your burrito fate. Via newyork.seriouseats.com Everything is salivating. Meanwhile, that dude in front of you is completely abusing his waiting time on the phone. Via www1.pictures.zimbio.com He must not come here much. Upon his turn, he asks for the mythical Quesorito, despite the dinner rush. Via c.fastcompany.net ONLY ACCEPTABLE IF YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN LINE. You make up for his actions and ask for a chicken burrito swiftly and with confidence. Via bloomberg.com He then changes his mind to a burrito bowl to save calories. Via wordpress.com Who raised this guy? He then asks for “a little more chicken” but doesn't want to pay extra for double. Via vanityfair.com To correct for his sinful nature, you’re satisfied with the standard serving of chicken for your burrito and proceed. Via flickr.com He asks for lots of guac. Via washingtonpost.com So much for saving calories. You pass on guac because you know it’s extra. Via marketplace.org He gets to the register only to ask for a tortilla on the side. Via extras.mnginteractive.com Seriously he should have just gotten an actual burrito. Then, he refutes guacamole charges because he didn't know it was extra. Via archive.sltrib.com The worst kind of person. Unlike him, you pay with no further demands and ask for a water cup. Via vegnews.com You just want the damn burrito in your mouth already. You catch him filling up his water cup with soda. Via media.mercola.com That's it. That was final straw. You share this post with him and tell him not to come back until he can demonstrate proper Chipotiquette. Via wbbw1.bwbx.io Or just stick with Qdoba.