You’ve waited the whole day for this moment.
You decide to hold the door open for another hungry pedestrian quickly approaching.
You enter and see the usual massive line.
You then realize that dude you held the door open for isn't going to let you go in front of him.
Brushing it off, you take the five minutes in line to decide your burrito fate.
Meanwhile, that dude in front of you is completely abusing his waiting time on the phone.
Upon his turn, he asks for the mythical Quesorito, despite the dinner rush.
You make up for his actions and ask for a chicken burrito swiftly and with confidence.
He then changes his mind to a burrito bowl to save calories.
He then asks for “a little more chicken” but doesn't want to pay extra for double.
To correct for his sinful nature, you’re satisfied with the standard serving of chicken for your burrito and proceed.
He asks for lots of guac.
You pass on guac because you know it’s extra.
He gets to the register only to ask for a tortilla on the side.
Then, he refutes guacamole charges because he didn't know it was extra.
Unlike him, you pay with no further demands and ask for a water cup.
You catch him filling up his water cup with soda.
You share this post with him and tell him not to come back until he can demonstrate proper Chipotiquette.
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