Christiana C.

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil!" If you can't take the drama, don't pick it as your major! -Me "If it ain't broke, it's paying for dinner!" Me "With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!" Hermes of Futurama "I just tripped over Wilson's self-righteousness" Dr. Gregory House--diagnostician/gorgeous man "Bootylicious is now in the dictionary? Great! Now I can die!" Professor Paul Mattson--Anthropology at Moopark Jr. College "Call me, your Holiness." Professor James Findlay--Religion at Cal Lutheran *This class smells worse than a men's bathroom at Disneyland!" girl in Math 120 "What I reallly need are minions!" "What part of 'Mwhooowahahahahha' Don't you understand?" "Don't piss off the faeries!" "That's what she said!" "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." "Drugs don’t make me high, they make me neutral." --Dr. Gregory House (delicious mangod) Drake's Mom: "Drake, you don't eat a hot dog wearing a tuxedo." Drake: "This hot dog isn't wearing a tuxedo" I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence...because of something that happened yesterday! Someday, your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions!!! "I've found almost everything ever written about love to be true. Shakespeare said "Journeys end in lovers meeting." What an extraordinary thought. Personally, I have not experienced anything remotely close to that, but I am more than willing to believe Shakespeare had. I suppose I think about love more than anyone really should. I am constantly amazed by its sheer power to alter and define our lives. It was Shakespeare who also said "love is blind". Now that is something I know to be true. For some quite inexplicably, love fades; for others love is simply lost. But then of course love can also be found, even if just for the night. And then, there's another kind of love: the cruelest kind. The one that almost kills its victims. Its called unrequited love." "I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how it can actually ache in places you didn't know you had inside you. And it doesn't matter how many new haircuts you get, or gyms you join, or how many glasses of chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends... you still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what you did wrong or how you could have misunderstood. And how in the hell for that brief moment you could think that you were that happy. And sometimes you can even convince yourself that he'll see the light and show up at your door. And after all that, however long all that may be, you'll go somewhere new. And you'll meet people who make you feel worthwhile again. And little pieces of your soul will finally come back. And all that fuzzy stuff, those years of your life that you wasted, that will eventually begin to fade." (The Holiday)

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