1. Watch girls on the internet... for hours.
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Like you haven't watched a YouTuber slowly apply lipstick to her face in your free time.
2. Take a bajillion selfies in those creepy AF sheet masks.
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Because nothing is cuter than looking like you're wearing someone else's skin on your face. :)
3. Follow cool girls around Sephora to see what they buy.
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It's not stalking, it's shopping.
4. Leave body parts lying around.
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Because hoarding tiny piles of hair is super chill!
5. Give a makeup tutorial out loud to no one.
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"Personally, I love using Stila's waterproof liquid liner to get that perfect cat eye," she whispered earnestly to herself in the mirror.
6. Leave murder-y makeup stains on towels.
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"It's not blood, it's Benefit!"
7. Hide a clown face under your makeup.
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Starting your day off with a clown contour isn't weird at all.
8. Keep a folder of random girls faces for makeup inspiration.
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I'd maaaybe name the folder something else, TBH.
9. Cover your face in plastic so you don’t ruin your makeup in the shower.
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(JK, please don't actually do this. Use a setting spray and stay alive, thx.)
