1. Watch girls on the internet... for hours.

2. Take a bajillion selfies in those creepy AF sheet masks.

3. Follow cool girls around Sephora to see what they buy.

4. Leave body parts lying around.

5. Give a makeup tutorial out loud to no one.

6. Leave murder-y makeup stains on towels.

7. Hide a clown face under your makeup.

8. Keep a folder of random girls faces for makeup inspiration.

9. Cover your face in plastic so you don’t ruin your makeup in the shower.
