1. Watch girls on the internet... for hours.
2. Take a bajillion selfies in those creepy AF sheet masks.
3. Follow cool girls around Sephora to see what they buy.
4. Leave body parts lying around.
5. Give a makeup tutorial out loud to no one.
6. Leave murder-y makeup stains on towels.
7. Hide a clown face under your makeup.
8. Keep a folder of random girls faces for makeup inspiration.
9. Cover your face in plastic so you don’t ruin your makeup in the shower.
