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PUMPKIN SPICE PUPPY.
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Chrissy: LIKE👏WE👏NEED👏MORE👏REASONS👏TO👏LOVE👏FALL!
Kristin: WHO'S AN ADORABLE SEASONAL SUGAR BOMB?! YOU AREE! IT'S YOUUUUU! I'm gonna misspell my name right on your butt.
Kristin: This dog doesn't realize it, but the more upset he looks in this costume, the more I realize how much I need it.
Chrissy: Dora the Explorer? Looks more like Dora Is Regretting Wearing This Tiny-Ass Backpack Because She Didn't Pack Enough Snacks To Sustain Her For An Entire Night Alone In The Woods Now That She's Lost Without Wi-Fi.
Kristin: One set of human boobs for my dog, please!
Chrissy: If a poof is on a dog is it called a "woof"?
Chrissy: *whispers* This dog got tricked into dressing up as a table for Halloween.
Kristin: OMG WHO IS A SILLY BOY wearing coffee as a hat, he is so great, let's nominate him for an Oscar.
Chrissy: If this was at the gym, I might actually start going.
Kristin: I just made this dog head of my security detail.
Chrissy: *puts on silk robe, waits by door all day for package delivery*
Kristin: The MAIL CARRIER HUNTER HAS BECOME THE MAIL CARRIER HUNTED also tiny hat.
Chrissy: How embarrassing! I'd never wear the same pants as my boyfriend in public.
Kristin: This costume is in loving memory of all the couples who have broken up immediately after trying to move a large piece of furniture together.
Chrissy: Is no one worried about the proportions of this cow? Half of his body is a butt.
Kristin: I don't know why this cow inexplicably has two heads but what a beautiful and majestic creature, please immediately put him on a stamp or make him attorney general, whatever.
Chrissy: Guys, guys, guys, you gotta update your costume references. It's been, like, 68 million years.
Kristin: Welcome...to JURASSIC BARK. ::sings theme song while weeping::
Kristin: ATTENTION, PARTY PEOPLE: HE IS NOT FULL OF CANDY, ONLY LOVE, WHICH CAN ONLY BE ACCESSED THROUGH PLENTIFUL RUBS AND SCRITCHEM-SCRATCHEMS please do not hit him with any bats thank you.
Chrissy: "I'm fun at parties."
Chrissy: The lesson here: Cargo shorts are so bad that even a dog won't be photographed in 'em.
Kristin: Ah, cargo shorts with a hole cut in the back for poop to come out, just as God intended.
Chrissy: When they didn't have a dinosaur costume in your size.
Kristin: This dog has extincted me, I am extinct.
Kristin: I've never been so jealous of a little felt man in my entire life.
Chrissy: Please don't tell me there have been corgi rodeos happening without me.