The 11 Most Annoying Things To Do At The Swimming Pool
If you do any of these things, rest assured there is a place in a watery hell reserved just for you.
11. NO HEAVY PETTING
10. Floating at the end of the pool talking
9. Swimming two abreast while talking
8. Invading lanes
6. Doing breadths while others do widths
4. Wearing any kind of plaster/elastoplast
to whoever loses a band-aid in the shower at the gym and leaves it there: you will die alone, unloved— Raymond Sultan (@RaymondSultan) August 15, 2013
If you have any kind of wound, you shouldn't be near a shared pool. Your plaster will only fall off. It will float around. It's disgusting.