Being On The Long Island Railroad As Told Through Disney Movies

For anybody who either lives on Long Island, commutes, or even just goes to the occasional trip to the Hamptons, you know how this shit goes down. This can actually be relevant to any train rider.

First is the mellow travel getting there

And then you realize: "Holy Shit I'm Going to be late"

You're at Penn Station and they announce what Track your train is on.

Seriously though. This clip. "Huntington Train will be on Track 16"

You got on the train! But it's super crowded

You're stuck standing with all the weirdos

And try to make small talk with total bitches

And avoid the people drunk at 6pm on a Wednesday

What you wish you could do to the asshole hitting on you when the train doors open

How you feel while waiting for the next big transfer

Oh Shit! I have to Transfer here!!

SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO???!!!!!!!

You see an empty seat on the next train

The seat you pick is facing backwards and you ate Taco Bell before

Now you can finally enjoy your ride

Until the conductor comes by

.... and you just realized you were on a Peak train with an Off-Peak ticket

But they catch you and you have to pay your dues

The entire rest of your trip after your phone dies

What you look like when you get to your stop

And when you get home.

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