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1. Being yelled at by crazy people who don't quite grasp the difference between a motel and a hotel
2. Whenever you get asked "Is this a *decent* room?" You almost just want to say, "No, get out!" Because that person is going to make the next eight hours of your life hell.
3. The question "Is this place owned by A-rabs?!" has been asked so many times that it doesn't even shock you anymore.
4. (If you're white) You've probably heard "I can't believe they got a white boy workin' here" or a variation thereof so often that you just want to vomit.
5. The police officer responsible for your area is on a first name basis with you.
6. Your friends all think you're exaggerating about your job. . .
7. Until they hear about one of your stories in the local news. . .
8. At which point everyone tells you to "Just quit!"
9. Then a rather large man caresses your hand and professes his love for you.
10. Then you're just like... "Maybe I should quit."
11. Then a hobo comes in and tells you that he's an alien, and is afraid of being arrested and made into food...
12. That's when you realize how boring your life would be without this crazy motel.
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